Confirmed.
Now there’s a meat monster.
More dick jokes?
4 days ago - 
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1 I’m watching a movie called John Dies at the End.
I have a niggling feeling I’ve heard of this before.
But it was some book that a character talks about in a movie.
I also remember something about a doorknob turning into a dick…
92% of teenagers have turned to hip hop and rap…reblog if you’re part of the 8% that still supports Leninism and the glorious return of the Soviet Union
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majorascake asked: What's new, bro cat?
I’m busy from 9am to 8pm today. Part of me wants to curl up in a corner and die. The other part of me wants to shoot that part to get it over quickly. Other than that, not much jiveturkey.
2 weeks ago - 1
1 The rumble of a deep voice.
Drunk me…
Is madly in love with Hawkgirl
enjoys drunk dials and starches
can’t type worth shit
hates alarms
but loves hot pizza rolls and Easter candy
Mmmmm Easter candy
1 month ago - 1
1 My favorite thing is any show where two characters meet and the only line said between the two is
“Dad?”
That or when someone tells someone to stop being so dumb.
I love watching Wonder Woman flirt with Batman. It warms my soul.
I really should stop watching Top Gear.
